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roxygen:

Girl fuses to mattress. Phenomenon unexplained by science yet altogether unsurprising.

(Spits out water)

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

Trillest post ever nominee.

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

Trillest post ever nominee.

(via ruinedchildhood)

ruinedchildhood:

this show was fucked up.

lmao

(via ruinedchildhood)

psl:

ai-yo:

macgruberrr:

dynastylnoire:

highcheekboneshawty:

deebott:

amigara:

deebott:

amigara:

deebott:

witchcraftkitty:

They not lying

I cannot stand y’all

OKAY BUT REALLY!!! she looked 25 up until like a year ago but started actin like a house slave and here we are

I’m about to scream lmao stop!!!!!!!

AM I LYIN THO??

Nope she looks like she got that Stephen king thinner curse she better get a pie and repent for her transgressions on our people and put it in that bitch

OH MY GOOODNESS IM DONE

They called this bitch thinner! I’M OUT!

LMFAOOO

That fucking movie lmao

😫

psl:

ai-yo:

macgruberrr:

dynastylnoire:

highcheekboneshawty:

deebott:

amigara:

deebott:

amigara:

deebott:

witchcraftkitty:

They not lying

I cannot stand y’all

OKAY BUT REALLY!!! she looked 25 up until like a year ago but started actin like a house slave and here we are

I’m about to scream lmao stop!!!!!!!

AM I LYIN THO??

Nope she looks like she got that Stephen king thinner curse she better get a pie and repent for her transgressions on our people and put it in that bitch

OH MY GOOODNESS IM DONE

They called this bitch thinner! I’M OUT!

LMFAOOO

That fucking movie lmao

😫

(via b-o-o-s-i-e-b-a-d-a-z-z-thats-me)

Clint Eastwood

(Source: slaughteringbunnies, via davinerrx3)

davinerrx3:

comfortably-lobotomized:

dicktolong:

chaotic1129:

comfortably-lobotomized:

It’s Tuesday..take me out tonight?

why is this so sexy too me i dont even smoke lol

Can i smoke wit u then fuck u mmm

How can I put this…
No

^^^^^^

Ms. Right.

cadysamuels:

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imageThis show received 42 emmy nominations.

(via thefuuuucomics)

lmao

lmao

(Source: sailorwifi, via heart--shaped--box)

(Source: , via nirvana-bside)

roxygen:

Girl fuses to mattress. Phenomenon unexplained by science yet altogether unsurprising.

(Spits out water)

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

Trillest post ever nominee.

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

Trillest post ever nominee.

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: nirvana-gifs, via nirvana-gifs)

ruinedchildhood:

this show was fucked up.

lmao

(via ruinedchildhood)

psl:

ai-yo:

macgruberrr:

dynastylnoire:

highcheekboneshawty:

deebott:

amigara:

deebott:

amigara:

deebott:

witchcraftkitty:

They not lying

I cannot stand y’all

OKAY BUT REALLY!!! she looked 25 up until like a year ago but started actin like a house slave and here we are

I’m about to scream lmao stop!!!!!!!

AM I LYIN THO??

Nope she looks like she got that Stephen king thinner curse she better get a pie and repent for her transgressions on our people and put it in that bitch

OH MY GOOODNESS IM DONE

They called this bitch thinner! I’M OUT!

LMFAOOO

That fucking movie lmao

😫

psl:

ai-yo:

macgruberrr:

dynastylnoire:

highcheekboneshawty:

deebott:

amigara:

deebott:

amigara:

deebott:

witchcraftkitty:

They not lying

I cannot stand y’all

OKAY BUT REALLY!!! she looked 25 up until like a year ago but started actin like a house slave and here we are

I’m about to scream lmao stop!!!!!!!

AM I LYIN THO??

Nope she looks like she got that Stephen king thinner curse she better get a pie and repent for her transgressions on our people and put it in that bitch

OH MY GOOODNESS IM DONE

They called this bitch thinner! I’M OUT!

LMFAOOO

That fucking movie lmao

😫

(via b-o-o-s-i-e-b-a-d-a-z-z-thats-me)

Levels.

(Source: thesecretadventurer, via thefuuuucomics)

Clint Eastwood

(Source: slaughteringbunnies, via davinerrx3)

davinerrx3:

comfortably-lobotomized:

dicktolong:

chaotic1129:

comfortably-lobotomized:

It’s Tuesday..take me out tonight?

why is this so sexy too me i dont even smoke lol

Can i smoke wit u then fuck u mmm

How can I put this…
No

^^^^^^

Ms. Right.

cadysamuels:

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

imageThis show received 42 emmy nominations.

(via thefuuuucomics)

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